Charlotte Can Be Lonely for a Single Graphic Designer

Wednesday, November 4, 2009 by Phillip Atchison
 Not that I'd know, since I'm a happily married copywriter. If I were single, though, and wanted to impress all the cute single graphic designers I see at AIGA events, I'd use one of these lines to break the ice.

1. Show me your .tiffs

2. Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?

3. I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.

4. Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

5. I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.

6. You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?

7. If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.

8. Mind if I take you for a usability test?

9. I’m sorry, is my div tag open? 

10. I hate Comic Sans too… wanna dance?

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Comments for Charlotte Can Be Lonely for a Single Graphic Designer

Wednesday, November 4, 2009 by tania:
good stuff! what about: can I mount that for you?

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